It’s been about a week since I last checked in, so I figured I might as well share what’s been going on. Honestly, I feel really freaking drained; emotionally, spiritually, mentally, and physically. No amount of sleep could even begin to relieve this level of exhaustion. It appears that I’ve come down with a case of graduation syndrome (yes, it’s a real thing–at least Google says it is– so it must be right?) So without further ado, here are the significant events of the last 7 days.
My kid(s) broke my smart T.V.
My son thew his cup at it because… well apparently he wasn’t pleased with watching “Paw Patrol” while mama tried to apply for jobs and figure out how the hell my lack of experience could appeal to any company. Upon, reflection, I realize that I indeed do bring a lot to the table outside of experience, so it’s their loss. But back to the point: R.I.P. my beloved T.V. You deserved so much better. I cannot believe that the kid(s) fractured your LCD. I tried to save you, but the trauma you endured was enough, so may you rest easy. P.S. Thank God this season of Vanderpump Rules just ended or I would’ve been one unhappy camper. On the other hand, maybe it was for the best. I mean everything does happen for a reason according to everyone else. Maybe the fitness gods were trying to force me to get off the couch and hit the gym. Maybe I was supposed to actually clean the house or catch up on laundry. Unfortunately, that wasn’t enough, so maybe next week.
My (soon to be but I consider him) ex ranted and raved at me on the phone during the time which was intended for him to talk to his children
To all you younger people out there. Don’t rush and get married. I know it seems like the right thing, but please don’t. Second, listen to your freaking parents. Yes they’re annoying more often than not. Yes they have an opinion about absolutely everything. It’s all because they don’t want you to end up like me. No they don’t find pleasure in stalking you and asking what seem to be questions that cross the line. I know it doesn’t seem like it, but they actually would love to not have to supervise you constantly. They miss having a life. Trust me… Or you can ignore everything I’m telling you and end up with an absolute twat who will offer you nor your future children squat in life. None. Nada.
If you’re in an unhappy or unhappy relationship, LEAVE NOW OR FOREVER LACK YOUR PEACE. This is the sign you’ve been waiting for.
I scheduled my first job interview
This is certainly exciting, however, with a lack of work experience it will be interesting trying to sell myself– does that sound dirty or do I just have dirty humor? No, I’m not starting a journey as Jenny on the block. I’m talking a professional interview for a real-life job. AKA…I’m adulting.
I’m committing to actually (re?)starting my fitness journey this weekend
About time, right? I must admit I’ve had enough of looking down on my stomach wondering if some sort of divine miracle took place which resulted in me being pregnant again. I’ve been an angel, so it would indeed have to be some kind of divine action. That’s just my crazy mind trying trying to justify the 15ish pounds that I have gained while stuffing my face with cookies and ice cream hoping my last semester would end before my life. Unfortunately, I know longer have school as an excuse for my puffed-up status.
Well, that’s all folks. Hope you have one hell of a Memorial Day weekend. Remember to honor those who fought for our freedom. Take a shot for our heroes!
Oh, and here’s a picture of my t.v.